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Pretending to Love by Cartwright Ashton

Author:Cartwright, Ashton [Cartwright, Ashton] , Date: April 8, 2016 ,Views: 333

Pretending to Love by Cartwright Ashton

Author:Cartwright, Ashton [Cartwright, Ashton]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Tags: Relationships, Humor, Sex, Romance, Love, Dating
Publisher: Ashton Cartwright
Published: 2012-09-09T16:00:00+00:00


I think it is pretty obvious that pretending to listen is distinctly better than having to actually listen. If you were forced to pay proper attention to agonizingly boring conversations like this, the only realistic outcome would be divorce at best, and violent insanity at worst.

By only pretending to listen, you take the edge off the drivel, and turn it into semi-pleasant background noise until a trigger word is mentioned. Some of the most common and dangerous trigger words to beware of are listed below.

“Buy”

“Contract”

“Discount”

“Weekend”

“Have another baby”

“Holiday”

“New”

“Wedding gift”

“Shoes”

“Chosen One as foretold in the Prophecy”

“Unusual rash”

“Throwing up every morning”

“Visit my parents”

“Fun run”

“House is on fire”

“100% safe bet”



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